ALL CREATURES BIG AND SMALL * (Theatrical Release USA 2015)

Ben Meyers’ rating: 2.8|5.0 Starsìì

All Creatures Big and Small—an animated disaster—seems related to the duckbill platypus who cannot get wings under itself in order to fly. Its inadequacies flow from a predominantly poor script.

Film Poster courtesy of IMDb

Storyline

Animals who were not on the invited list from Noah’s Ark find their place.

Additional Thanks

Thank You to Director Toby Genkel for directing efforts. Thank you to Executive Producers Mark Mertens, Jean-Marie Musique, and Christine Parisse for making the film possible. Additional characters/cast include: Dave/Mr. Griffin/Prairie Dog (voice of Dermot Magennis), Finny (voice of Callum Maloney), Hazel (voice of Tara Flynn), Leah (voice of Ava Connolly), Obesey/Stayput/Chimpanzee (voice of Paul Tylak), Lion (voice of Alan Stanford), Mrs. Griffin/Flamingo/Mrs. Guard/Margaret (voice of Aileen Mythen), Tanglefoot/Mr. Guard/Siberian Tiger (voice of Patrick FitzSymons), Rhinoceros (voice of Carla Becker), Baby Hippopotamus #1/Songbird #1 (voice of Franciska Friede), and Baby Hippopotamus #2 (voice of Lotta Doll).

Buy a ticket? Yes? No? Maybe?

No. If the audience does not abandon the film during the first thirty minutes due to thinking it can only get better…well…it doesn’t.

*Also Known as Ooops! Noah is Gone

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Ben Meyers