Showing posts with label Luke Wilson. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Luke Wilson. Show all posts

THE RIDICULOUS 6 (Television Release USA 2015)

Ben Meyers’ rating: 2.0|5.0 Stars ìì

The Ridiculous 6
—a stupidly raunchy movie that degenerates the western film genre to below ridiculous. It seems many audiences may expect better from a Netflix Original film, from Adam Sandler, from Director Frank Coraci, and from everyone else connected with this film. It defines itself as a ‘not worth your time’ movie.

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Storyline

In western times, a man goes looking for his family and finds more than he expected.

Additional Thanks

Poor work for Director Frank Coraci. Executive Producers Barry Bernardi, Pauline Fischer, Tim Herlihy, Heather Parry, and Nick Swardson made this film possible. Casting includes: Tommy (Adam Sandler), Smoking Fox (Julia Jones), Chico (Terry Crews), Herm (Jorge Garcia), Lil’ Pete (Taylor Lautner), Ramon (Rob Schneider), Danny (Luke Wilson), and Frank (Nick Nolte).



Buy a ticket? Yes? No? Maybe?

No. Low quality fare that works on the boring side as an adult watch.

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BATTLE FOR TERRA (Theatrical Release USA 2007)

Ben Meyers’ rating: 1.1|5.0 Starsì

Battle for Terra
graphics are great. But, the movie script and plot are ridiculous with little reason for the situations presented throughout the storyline. The story is trite—aliens take over a planet by attempting to kill all the planet’s inhabitants. But, General Hemmer uses fallacious reasoning to pursue a military strategy that takes the viewer from the movie to focus on the writer—an unusual situation that is a result of poor writing. It’s surprising that actors like Danny Glover and James Garner signed for this movie.

Film Poster Courtesy of Wikipedia

Storyline

The planet Terra’s sun is blocked out. Mala (Evan Rachel Wood) goes to investigate and finds that a space ship is abducting the inhabitants of Terra.

Additional Thanks

Thank you to Director Aristomenis Tsirbas for directing efforts. Thank you to Producers Jessica Calder, Keith Calder, Ryan Colucci, and Dane Allan Smith for making the film possible. Additional characters/cast include: Terrian Scientist (voice of Chad Allen), Professor Lina (voice of Rosanna Arquette), Terrian 2 (voice of Bill Birch), Technician Quinn (voice of Brooke Bloom), Technician Williams (voice of Tom Connolly), General Hemmer (voice of Brian Cox), Giddy (voice of David Cross), Interrogator Wright (voice of Beverly D’Angelo), Colonel Wheeler (voice of James Devoti), Elder Vorin (voice of Ron Perlman), Terrian 1 (voice of Timi Prulhiere), Roven (voice of Dennis Quaid), Lieutenant Evans (voice of Michael Scovotti), Kima (voice of Zoe Bleu), Elder Barum (voice of Danny Trejo), Jim Stanton (voice of Luke Wilson), and Stewart Stanton (voice of Chris Evans).

Buy a ticket? Yes? No? Maybe?

No. Battle for Terra is a painful waste of time.

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